Dear domainer friends,
Things have chagned so much since the glory days of my domain auction sniping. I recall these times with tears in my eyes and a tightness in my hands and wallet. Being able to step aside from the bad, bad (bad!) past was one of my life's greatest achievements.
But moving on, it's party time and ICANN with its gTLD initiative has made it possible for me to return to sniping action, with a service that all of you will love, and my competitors will love to hate.
With Halvarez gTLD Sniping - the equivalent of Digital Archery - I am able to offer you the opportunity to hit your competition where it hurts. Using my expert bots and specially designed code, I am able to provide my clients with the absolute matching time in claiming their gTLD through ICANN's antiquated servers. I can do this, for a very small fee.
Stay tuned for the details of my offer, as I go through hundreds of fan emails since the news leaked late last week!
I love you all, Hank.