Dear domainer friends,
It is with unimaginable joy that I have been informed of the acquisition of SnapNames by a great company, Web.com.
Such news is pure music to my ears, and I am looking forward to seeing what the future brings to SnapNames and its parent company.
In my distant past, I hurt some people in the domain industry, by rigging domain auctions and irking Oversee, who sold SnapNames to Key Drive. Since Key Drive isn't involved with SnapNames any more, I hope that more domain investors will appreciate my contributions to research and development of secure systems. I am now an expert in provisioning Big Data technologies that utilize microtechnology in the newly found gTLD namespace.
Looking forward to working with all of you in the future, should you request my expert services.
I love you all, Hank.